Me: Why is it not Friday yet?!
Gi: Because Time hates you!
Me: Thanks, son.
Gi: You’re welcome.


Me: Clearly, I need some chocolate.
Gi: You need ice?
Me: How do you get ice out of chocolate?!
Gi: You just melt down some chocolate and then freeze it with a little bit of water, and then you got chocolate ice cubes. Why is this even a thing?!