I am a ionizing puppet!

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Me: Hey, Gi! Would you please go check the mail?
Gi: Yes! I will do so not naked. So I won’t get arrested. Something something illegal privation.
Me: Illegal privation?
Gi: Yeah. I don’t know what it’s called.

Me: {talking to Dad} Dunning-Kruger.
Gi: What’s that?
Me: The Dunning-Kruger Effect is where you are so stupid that you can’t see how stupid you are, and you think that you’re smarter than everyone else.
Gi: I know a certain president who fits that.