Gi: What would you rather have…? A skeleton constantly by your head, or a pet skeleton? A skeleton constantly by your head will give you advice and give you answers to work, and it won’t take up any resources. But a pet skeleton will be walking beside you and it will take up resources.
Me: So what’s the advantage of a pet skeleton, then? Why would you ever want one?
Gi: ‘Cause you have something to play with when you’re alone and you don’t have any friends. But then a skeleton by your head – as much as it would be creepy – would be a lot more helpful.